Roll Me a Hero
Jessica Zhou Smuggles Souls to Safety
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Piper the Pirate and their Shadow Puppy
Yet another Bird-World inhabitant – meet Piper! This shadow magic sorcerer joins Kendra and Aaron to retrieve relics of the Peliking. Piper is the first mate on a pirate ship, which they use to aid in the party's adventures.
Thrax and Chaz Betray the Inquisition
After rolling two incredible kobold friends, we decided to do the only logical thing... draw some coworkers! Chaz and Thrax are part of the inquisition for what they believe is the Big Dragon in the Sky (BDITS). They live in the desert, and are blessed by the BDITS by the local oasis. And yet, deeper mysteries are lurking within the still waters, as the BDiS may not be all that it seems.
Gleg Skipfeet, the Goat Anthropologist
As a satyr, Gleg has a special interest in his four-legged brethren – the goat. Gleg uses his anthropologist training to study the goats and master the art of goat tap dancing. Is this convoluted? Yes. Are there jokes in here only meant for a very small portion of our viewers? Also yes! And yet, here we are.
Granny Mardred, Born Again Rogue
Imagine a dwarven acolyte, but one that steals religious artifacts from the church and its visitors. Granny Mardred is here to both spread the good word and recruit youth group teens to her cause – stealing!
Aaron the Aarakocra Crossfits to Glory
Remember Kendra? Well, meet Aaron. Aaron is one of Kendra's party members, but he is deeply suspicious of Kendra's whole mystic persona. Armed with his paladin oath and a thirst for glroy, Aaron journeys with Kendra to retrieve a precious religious relic.
Indy: Magical Girl-Centaur, Artificer
Honestly don't remember how she became a magical girl, but it turns out a centaur in artificer armor is rad as hell. Come meet Indy, the artificer with flair.
Tyger Cooks, the Survivalist
Another pun-name turned 2-hr stream. Come meet Tyger Cooks, a goliath gloomstalker and celebrity survivalist.
Maria Finsta's Above Water Adventure
What's the final frontier for an underwater-dwelling Triton? The land, of course. Join Maria Finsta and the rest of the LandX crew as they suit up and go looking for the last land-stronaut crew to have set sail.
TJ 'The Tankard' Strongtail: Wrestling Hero
Brewer by day and wrestler by night, TJ "The Tankard" Strongtail is a drunken master monk who tipsily sways until victory.
Flo Sings a Song of Sailing
When given a Bard of the College of Spirits who is also a sailor, you just know they're gonna tell ghost stories to their enrapt crew. Apologies for the technical difficulty – you still get a drawing from Wing-Sum in this one.
Humbert Hits a CEO
What do you think of when you think of barbarians? Tax fraud, of course. Come join Humbert the halfling barbarian, as he spies his way through a corporate scheme.
Sedric the Wizard Athlete
Wizards are typically seen as real softies, while athletes are often seen as strong-dumbs. What happens when you get a smart, fast, awkward athlete? Sedric is here to play roccer and avoid press conferences.
Alabama Bones and the Temple of Boom
A celebrity archaeologist (a la Indiana Jones) gets a mummy curse and goes about "reclaiming" artifacts from museums with a long-suffering grad student and a ghostie friend.
Vinny Goodfortune, High Roller
I'd love to put a real description here, but honestly this entire stream is just a Vin Diesel / deez nuts joke that lasts for two hours. I blame the PHB.
Warren Squortle's Squad of Watchers
Sorry the episode was split in two. Warren Squortle has gone from your friendly neighborhood pots and pans vendor to a hero of the realm – a tortle paladin with an oath of the watchers.
Kendra the Kenku: Wizard of Caws
Despite the completely unhinged sound problems, we drew our first inaugural hero – kenku cleric of the grave with a background of charlatan.